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Welcome to the The All Things Fishfam WikiEdit



Hi there! Welcome to our wiki, and thank you for your contributions! (Not really.) There's a lot to do around here, so you'll stay with us and make many more improvements. OR ELSE

Recent changes is the first stop, because you can see what pages other people have been editing, and where you have to help.
Questions? You can ask at the Help desk or on the "discussion" page associated with each article, or post a message on my message wall!
Need more help? The Community Portal has an outline of the site and links to pages to help you learn how to edit.
Please sign in every time you edit, so that we can recognize an established user.

I'm really happy to have you here (Again, not really), and look forward to dictating over you!

Fishfam4, Your Glorious And Powerful Dictator

Hi! You've obviously either stumbled upon this wiki or have been linked here by some well-meaning yet ill-informed friend! It's my "duty" to inform you better then that friend. Well, you've just stumbled onto the greatest, largest, most biased and satirical dictatorship on Wikia! This Wiki is all about the greatest user on Wikia, Fishfam4! Isn't he the best? Here, we're incredibly biased towards all of Fishfam's beliefs and likes. Learn more here. If you aren't biased, go mess around on that supposedly non-biased "information" website. Or feel guilty and mess around on the BHSW. Please use the Top Ten Lists. EDIT OR FACE DIRE CONSEQUENCES.

Featured ArticleEdit

This month, the featured article is: Snapple


A classic bottle of Snapple Iced Tea.

"Snapple is a company that makes awesome fruit juices and teas. Every single bottle of Snapple has a true fact on it. Most of the true facts are useless pieces of information you'll never need to know, such the fact that..."

In The News...Edit

2/4/13- Fishfam Decides to copy The Biased Hypocritical Segregation Wiki (BHSW)'s colors and home page font.

2/5/13- Fishfam copies The Biased Hypocritical Segregation Wiki (BHSW)'s "In The News" idea.

2/6/13- Fishfam changes the colors slightly.

2/19/13- Fishfam changes the home page font.

3/4/13- Fishfam starts the Saint Patrick's Day skin.

3/17/13- Fishfam ends the St. Patrick's Day skin.

3/31/13- Happy Easter!

4/1/13- We're shutting down this wiki due to inactivity. :( APRIL FOOLS!!!

5/6/13- Pink Icky Pinky Girly Week! :D (Later, it turns out to be May Fools.)

9/4/13- Fishfam comes back!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

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Apple, Inc.

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Dolores Umbridge






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LEGO Message Board Moderators

LEGO Message Boards

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One Direction

People who Cannot Decide on Toppings for their Pizza

Red Pandas

Richard Dawkins

Rio The Terrible


Taylor Swift

The Biased Hypocritical Segregation Wiki (BHSW)

The LEGO Group



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