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The Theory of Evolution, starting with apes and ending with Americans.

The Theory of Evolution (or simply Evolution) is the belief that all living things started out as bacteria and other simple nuisances life forms, and, over millions or billions of years, came to be what it is today. It was started by this loser, and is highly believed by that idiot madman. Even though it is just a Theory, people act as though it's a Scientific Law.


A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.... oh wait, more like 1859. Anyway, He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named worked with some other insignificant so-called "scientist" and thought up the Theory. The more recognized of the two wrote a book about it and gave it an unbelievably and annoyingly long name. Then, it took the world by storm, and, unfortanatly, drew people away from the correct and superior belief.

Fishfam's View on the Theory

Fishfam abhors the Theory, as he knows it's incorrect, and that the only way to go is The Way. He wishes to bomb that one dude's house.