Twitter

Tweeter is yet another annoying website, akin to Facebook. It only allows the user to type 140 characters per message, so that Tweeter messages, called "Tweets", can be received through SMS Messages. Tweeter's main use is in letting your loyal followers know what you ate for breakfast, who burned the toast and what kind of sugar you're currently putting in your coffee. It is famous for the originated use of hashtags in messages, which is a complete idiocy, especially the YOLO Hashtag is considered "cool" by the users, but everyone else finds it extremely annoying. A certain Canadian says it is a popularity website.

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Tweeter was launched in July of 2006 by Jack Dorsey. It grew in popularity, and now rivals even Facebook. It has over 200 million active users, with over 1 billion tweets being sent daily. We're sure none of them are about anything really important.